can I be an obnoxious Klaine shipper?
Darren: February 5 (2/5)
Chris: May 27 (5/27)
2+5 = 7
5+2+7 = 14
7+14 = 21
we always knew the actors are perfect for this role.
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
FIRST 100 FOLLOWER POST. Thank you guys so much I love you!
How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?